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Alpha Du Terminal

HOW TO USE IT

Every tab, every control, and — the part most guides skip — what each number on the screen actually means, and what it does not mean.

For Lazy Du holders
LAZY DU · THE TERMINAL

THE WHOLE TRACKER IN ONE SCREEN.

FOR HOLDERS
TOP 5
  1. 1sniper bot: fires the second a drop opens, from five wallets at once
  2. 2arm up to five drops at once, it mints them by itself in the order they open
  3. 3x-ray any project on demand: who deployed it, who is buying, who is at the door
  4. 4live feed, every call the second it fires, mints and the tracker side by side
  5. 5your own bot, you pick what it watches
ALREADY LIVE · ROBINHOOD CHAIN LAZY-DU.COM

EVERY MINT. EVERY SIGNAL. ONE SCREEN.

The alpha feed and the mint button, in the same window.

01ALPHA DU · SNIPER 1 02ALPHA DU · WALLETS 2 03ALPHA DU · TRACKER 4
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ONE BLOCK ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN: 0.1s

That is 840,000 blocks a day. Nobody is watching that by hand.

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LAZY DU · YOUR KEYS

WE NEVER HOLD YOUR KEYS, YOUR PHRASE, OR YOUR MONEY.

Every transaction is signed in your own wallet, on your own device. Nothing is sent anywhere until you approve it there. That also means the losses are yours: this tool shows you what was measured, it does not promise a result, and nobody here can undo a transaction you signed. Read the last section before you use the wallets.

ALREADY LIVE · ROBINHOOD CHAIN READ THE RISK SECTION
  1. 5 tracked wallets bought this · went 2 → 5 in 0.4h · it was 6min old when they got in
  2. 35 cohort collectors bought in 52min · 26% of 136 buyers
  3. An outside wallet swept 16 pieces in under a minute

Collections only — this page never shows which wallets.

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LAZY DU · WHAT HOLDERS GET

THE TRACKER TELLS YOU. THE TERMINAL LETS YOU ACT.

1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain. the art comes first, and this is what we built while the paint dried.

THE TRACKER
  1. 1340+ whale wallets watched, you get the call the second 4+ buy the same thing
  2. 2top picks every 6 hours, ranked, with the reason on every row
  3. 3sends an x-ray behind every strong call, without you asking
  4. 4rides the call with you: pings at 3x, 5x, 10x, warns you out when the wallets start selling
  5. 5rug alarm at -50% and -80% from the call
THE TERMINAL
  1. 1sniper bot: fires the second a drop opens, from five wallets at once
  2. 2arm up to five drops at once, it mints them by itself in the order they open
  3. 3x-ray any project on demand: who deployed it, who is buying, who is at the door
  4. 4live feed, every call the second it fires, mints and the tracker side by side
  5. 5your own bot, you pick what it watches
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THE DETAILS for the ones who want them

What this is

One screen with three jobs: watch the chain, check a drop, and mint it — without leaving the page or trusting anyone with your keys.

The feed on the right is the same watchtower that feeds the Alpha Du alerts in Discord. The panel on the left is the part the alerts never had: the button. When something opens, you do not copy an address into another tool — you act where you are already looking.

We never hold your keys, your phrase, or your money. Every transaction is signed in your own wallet, on your own device. Nothing is sent anywhere until you approve it there. That also means the losses are yours: this tool shows you what was measured, it does not promise a result, and nobody here can undo a transaction you signed. Read the last section before you use the wallets.

The three tabs

The whole thing is the Alpha Du Terminal. The left column has three tabs, each with its own key: press the number from anywhere on the page and you are there.

01 ALPHA DU · SNIPER 1 Paste a drop, see what it really is, and mint it: by hand, with the wallets you pick, or armed to fire the moment the public stage opens.
02 ALPHA DU · WALLETS 2 Create up to five wallets in your browser, put ETH in, spread it between them, and take the NFTs and the ETH back out. On Ethereum, the same wallets pay for BUY.
03 ALPHA DU · TRACKER 4 What the feeds watch for, which projects come first, and which ones you never want to see.

The calendar is not a tab anymore: it is Calendar, on the top bar, and 3 opens it.

The top bar

Everything that is not a tool lives up here: the pages in the middle, your account on the right. ‹ LAZY DU, on the left, goes back to the main site.

01Watching Wallets you save and watch, with the names you give them. More under FEEDS, below.
02Portfolio Look up any wallet's NFT bag.
03Activity Every transaction you made here, and whether it went through. It also shows your medal: the frame of your rank with your Lazy Du inside, and how many points you need to reach the next one.
04Calendar What is minting today, and what opens next. 3 opens it too.
05Updates What changed here, with filters. When a new update is out, its card opens once as you come in.
06Guide This page.

On the right

07DU-1 The robot's face opens our robot's panel: whether it is awake, what it holds, what it spent and what came back. You watch it work; there is nothing to set up.
08ETH · RH Switches the Terminal to Ethereum and back to Robinhood Chain. The button always says where it takes you. More in Ethereum, below.
09Alerts The last alerts this page showed you and, under the list, WHAT WAKES YOU: which alerts reach you, and how loud.
10Language The language of the Terminal. This guide stays in English.
11Energy A bar that charges with the Lazy Du you hold: 13 levels, from 1 Du to 100, each one brighter than the last. Only you see yours. Tap it for your level and what the next one takes.
12Your picture Your account menu: Layout (move the columns, hide the left side, open more feeds, and save how the screen is arranged), Settings (the sound alerts and the screen colors), What the alerts mean, Feedback, the Lazy Du that goes inside your rank frame, and SIGN OUT.

On a phone, the bar keeps the essentials in one line, and PAGES opens the pages, the network, the language and your energy right below it. In Ethereum mode, the bar keeps only what works there: press RH to get the rest back.

SNIPE, step by step

1 · Target

Paste an OpenSea collection link or the 0x contract address. Reading costs nothing and signs nothing. You get the price, how many are left, the limit per wallet, and how many you already minted.

2 · How many

MAX fills in the most this wallet may still take. If the drop caps you at one or two per wallet, the panel offers to use more wallets — that cap is exactly the problem the five wallets exist to solve.

3 · Check and mint

This turns into a receipt of what you are about to sign: price, network fee, and the total. We simulate the transaction against the chain before showing you the button — if the chain would reject it, you are told now instead of paying gas to find out.

3b · Mint with the wallets you pick

Same drop, the wallets you pick in the grid: each one is a chip with its balance. Each one signs on its own. A wallet without enough ETH is skipped and named, not failed silently.

3c · Arm it for when it opens

For drops with a scheduled public stage. You pick which wallets arm, and the card says how many before you arm. Then the page watches for the opening and fires. Three things to know:

The tab has to stay open. The watching happens in your browser, not on our server — we never hold anything that could sign for you.

It asks the chain, never the clock. A countdown that reached zero is not proof the stage opened; the chain is.

It disarms itself if the deal changed. If the price moved, the supply sold out, or the stage closed, it stops and tells you instead of buying something you did not agree to.

WALLETS

Most free mints cap you at one to six pieces per wallet. Five wallets is five times the cap. They are created in your browser and they are yours alone.

01 The 12 words Shown once, and only you ever see them. They never travel to our server — there is no code path that could send them, and a test in our suite fails the build if one ever appears. Write them down before you continue: lose them and the wallets are gone, and we cannot recover them for you.
02 The password Encrypts the phrase inside this browser so you do not retype it every time. It is not a recovery method: clearing your browser data removes the wallets, and only the 12 words bring them back.
03 PUT ETH IN From your wallet to the ones you pick, in one transaction, and you choose the amount per wallet. Measured honestly: this costs roughly double the gas of separate transfers. You are buying one approval instead of several, not saving money. The gold button sends on Robinhood Chain; ADD ETH FROM MY EXTENSION, below it, sends on Ethereum.
04 SPREAD BETWEEN Moves ETH from one of the wallets made here to the others. The wallet doing the spreading keeps enough to pay for it and for its own mint, and the receipt shows exactly what stays.
05 NFTS OUT Sends the NFTs out of the wallets you pick: one transfer per NFT, each paid by the wallet holding it, so those wallets need ETH first. If you paste an address, check it character by character.
06 ETH OUT Sends the ETH back from the wallets you pick to your main one. The amount is the balance minus what the transfer itself costs, with a small margin: a sweep that fails by a hair looks like money disappearing. A wallet holding only dust is skipped, because the fee would eat it.
07 ACTIVE WALLETS Turn a wallet off and it leaves the grid, the batch mint, the deposit, ETH OUT and every armed mint. Nothing is deleted: the same 12 words still open it, at the same address, and turning it back on brings it back as it was.
08 ON ETHEREUM The ETH these same wallets hold on Ethereum, which is what pays for BUY there, with WITHDRAW TO MY WALLET on each one. More in Ethereum, below.
09 Manage Remove a wallet, replace one, or import a phrase you already have. Removing forgets it here; it does not touch the chain.

FEEDS: the ready ones, and the one you build

The feeds sit next to the tools. The FEED bar at the top of each one says which feed you are reading and opens the list of all of them, plus BUILD A FEED: six questions, one screen each, with a live count of how many collections your mix would catch.

01 MINTS Everything opening on the chain, in the order it opens: free first, then the paid ones actually moving, then what just sold out. This is the mint bot, with the button attached.
02 ALPHA DU What the tracked wallets are doing: wallets converging on the same collection, wallets heading for the door, collections that multiplied. It comes in sections you can fold: HIGH CONVICTION (four or more wallets), WATCHING (two or three), COOKING RN (still a test), and WALLETS YOU FOLLOW, the wallets you saved in Watching, up top.
03 ALPHA DU 4+ Only the collections where four or more tracked wallets bought in.
04 PICKS The highest ranked collections, by the same measures.
05 + BUILD A FEED Your own, with a name. Build as many as you like and switch between them.

More than one feed at a time. + ADD A FEED, to the right of the feeds, opens the next one, and FEED MODE puts them side by side. Drag the bar on a feed's bottom edge to make it taller or shorter, and close an extra feed from the × in its corner. RESET LAYOUT, above the feeds, puts the screen back the way we recommend.

The ready-made feeds cannot be edited, and that is the point. Building your own never changes them — so you always keep something to compare against, and you can never end up with every feed quietly filtered down to the same three cards. Each feed remembers its own settings.

The six questions

You do not have to know the vocabulary. Each screen asks one thing in plain language, and the ones with a measured answer say so.

1 What do you want to watch? Which kinds of alert: wallets converging, an outsized buy, someone heading for the door, a milestone, a listing surge, a collapse, forensics, a crowd from another collection, something rare near the floor.
2 How strong does a call have to be? The minimum number of wallets. This is the one choice the measurements have a clear answer for — four or more is the only band that has made money; three is worse than two.
3 How expensive can it be? A ceiling on the floor price. A drop whose floor was never measured still gets through — "we did not measure it" is not a reason to hide something.
4 Can you get out? Filter by liquidity. A collection with no bids can be easy to enter and impossible to leave. Measured, though: thin has been the sweet spot and deep liquidity the worst — the opposite of what it sounds like.
5 Do the tracked wallets still hold it? Hides what they have already left.
6 How much of it? The diet — stop the same collection repeating on the same day — and a ceiling of cards per hour, so a busy day does not turn the column into a waterfall you stop reading.

On any card

— 📌 Pin A pinned project ignores every filter and rides at the top. This is how you follow one thing closely without loosening everything else.
— 🔇 Mute Hides a project. Muted ones are listed at the bottom of the TRACKER tab and come back with one click. If something is both pinned and muted, muted wins — silencing was the more recent decision.
— Watching On the top bar. Save wallets with the names you give them and see their buys, sells and mints in ALPHA DU, under WALLETS YOU FOLLOW. They stay in this browser; to answer what they bought and sold, the server reads the addresses and does not keep them. The shared feed never names a wallet, yours included.

Pins, mutes and followed wallets are global, not per feed — on purpose. Silencing a project is about the project, so switching feeds can never resurrect something you told it to shut up.

All of it lives in your browser. Your feeds, filters, pins and mutes are never sent to our server and are not part of any account. Clearing your browser data clears them.

The tutorial

The first time you get in, a short guided tour walks through the tabs and shows you how to follow wallets in Watching. SKIP is on every step, and the TUTORIAL button, next to the tabs, reopens it whenever you want. In Ethereum mode, TUTORIAL opens the Ethereum tour.

If you used this screen before the feeds were separated: what you had configured is now a feed called YOUR MIX, in the FEED list. Nothing was thrown away.

Ethereum: rare Credits

ETH on the top bar switches the Terminal to Ethereum, and RH brings you back to Robinhood Chain. It is a beta: go slow and start small. The Ethereum mode has its own tutorial: press TUTORIAL there.

01 The rare sniper The rare Credits pieces listed right now. Sort them by the discount under their trait floor or by rarity, and filter by discount, rarity, trait or CATEGORY. MAX PRICE sets a price cap, and NEW RARE SOUND plays for a new listing that passes your filters, even with the tab in the background. Keep the tab open: phones stop background tabs.
02 Who pays Your Terminal wallets, with no popup. They have the same address on Ethereum as on Robinhood Chain, and they are listed in YOUR WALLETS ON ETHEREUM, at the top. Put ETH in one of them on the Ethereum network, or use ADD ETH FROM MY EXTENSION, in WALLETS. ETH on Robinhood Chain does not count here.
03 BUY, then CONFIRM AND BUY BUY opens a box: which wallet pays, the price with the 1% OpenSea fee inside, and the most the network fee can cost. Press CONFIRM AND BUY and this site signs that one purchase with that wallet, by itself; if your wallets are locked, it asks for your password first. The NFT goes to the wallet you signed in with. If someone buys the piece first, the price is not paid, but the network fee is. Prefer your extension? The same box has PAY WITH MY WALLET EXTENSION INSTEAD, and then your extension asks you to approve.
04 Getting the ETH back WITHDRAW TO MY WALLET, in YOUR WALLETS ON ETHEREUM, sends what is left in a Terminal wallet back to the wallet you signed in with. Every purchase also shows up in Activity: press RH, then Activity.
05 Gas Buying there pays Ethereum gas, which can cost more than a cheap piece. The screen warns you before any button.
06 More for Ethereum MINTS, the drops where a tracked wallet minted, is coming. No date yet.

Reading the numbers

This is the part worth the five minutes. Every number below answers one question, and several of them answer a question people think another number answers.

On a feed card

🚪 AGNTS · someone is heading for the door · 53min ago
5 tracked wallets bought this · went 2 → 5 in 0.5h · it was 6h old when they got in
floor $40    they paid $41    bid vs floor 88%
01 floor The cheapest asking price right now. It is a price someone typed, not money that exists.
02 they paid The median the tracked wallets paid per piece, when they got in, in the dollars of that moment. This is the number that tells you whether you are early or late. Under it, the card says how the floor compares: floor 3.2x what they paid means you would be buying what they already own, at three times their price; floor 2.1x below what they paid means the opposite. It has no color on purpose: the arrow next to the floor compares with the first signal, and this line with what they paid.
03 bid vs floor The best real offer as a share of the asking price. This is your exit. 88% means someone will actually pay near the floor; no bids means the floor is paper — you can buy in and find nobody on the other side.
04 went 2 → 5 in 0.5h The escalation: how many distinct owners bought, and how fast. Counted as people, not addresses — one person with four wallets is one.
05 it was 6h old when they got in How old the collection was at that moment, not now. Half the calls here happen in the first hours of a mint; that is the nature of the thing being watched.

In FULL REPORT — "where you are buying"

This is the section built to answer one complaint: knowing that someone bought and it costs $50 tells you nothing about whether $50 is a good place to stand.

Tracked wallets paid a median of $24 while the floor was $30.
The floor is $50 now — ▲ you would be paying 2.0x their entry.
· everyone else paid a median of $29 a piece in the last 24h
· the floor has been as low as $23 and as high as $50
11:00   2 tracked wallets were already in   paid $8.90
12:49   it reached 13 wallets   paid $25 · floor $23
22:29   it reached 18 wallets   paid $29 · floor $48
01 The timeline One line per moment that changed something: the first buy, each escalation, the first wallet heading for the door, a milestone, a collapse. Each carries what they paid and the floor at that hour. Reading it top to bottom tells you whether the price is climbing because people are arriving, or because the same people kept buying.
02 everyone else paid The median of real sales on the chain — the market, not our list. When this sits far under the floor, the floor is optimistic.
03 Floor not shown If a line has no floor next to it, nobody sampled the floor at that hour. We leave it blank on purpose. A missing measurement must never become a number.

The rest of the report

01 busiest hour The loudest hour of the last 48, with what people paid in it. It only appears when the hour is genuinely loud (20+ sales and a fifth of two days of volume). If a whole day of trading happened in sixty minutes, that was an event — a call, a sweep — not steady demand.
02 buyers 24h 🐳 🦈 🦐 🐣 — who is buying, by how much they have spent on this chain, plus how many are brand new. "Whales paid N%" is the share of the money that came from the big ones.
03 the 48h tape Buyers against sellers. More sellers than buyers is flagged in red — it is the simplest early warning on the screen.
04 🏛 crowds from other collections Holders of another collection showing up here. Always printed against the base rate, because that crowd buys a slice of everything every day: "7% of the buyers here against 2.6% of the whole chain" is a real signal, 3% against 2.6% is the dice. Read it as an exit sign — see below.
05 🩻 x-ray What the forensics found: the deployer wallet selling or buying its own collection, being born hours before the launch, having almost no history off this chain, or brand-new wallets among the top buyers. It only lists what it finds. If nothing shows up, that doesn't mean the collection passed a check.
06 🏅 holder grade S to D — how rich the top holders are, ranked against every other graded collection. It does not predict price, and that is measured four separate times: D has been the best-performing letter more than once. It answers whose money is parked there, nothing else.

Keyboard

A mint opens and closes in minutes. Taking your hand off the keyboard to hunt for a tab costs seconds that sometimes matter. Press ? anywhere on the terminal to see this list without leaving the page.

—1 2 3 4Sniper, Wallets, Calendar, Tracker.
—/Jump straight to the drop field and start typing — it switches to Sniper first if you were somewhere else.
—RFull report on the drop you are looking at.
—MSwitch the feed between MINTS and ALPHA DU.
—?The shortcut list.
—EscClose the list, or the open report, or leave the field you are typing in.

They never fire while you are typing. A key pressed inside a text field is a character, not a command — otherwise typing a quantity would throw you into another tab. Browser and system combinations (Ctrl, Cmd, Alt) are left alone too.

The symbols

On an ALPHA DU card, the chip before the name says what kind of call it is, and the meter next to it counts the wallets.

HIGH CONVICTION
Four or more distinct wallets converged: the strongest thing measured here.
SIGNAL
Two or three wallets. Early, and the band that loses money on average.
AT THE DOOR
Someone who bought is heading for the door: selling, or listing what they hold.
RED FLAG
Four or more wallets converged here, and now they are selling or listing.
The pink square on a mint card: tracked wallets are in this mint, and the line next to it says how many.
Stay out · Worth watching · Worth a look
The last line of a card: the verdict, with how many of the lenses could be read. It sums up what was measured; it is not advice.
🏛
A crowd from another collection arrived.
🩻
Forensics on the deployer and the top buyers.
💎
Something rare listed near the floor.
🐳 🦈 🦐
Buyer size by lifetime spend on this chain: $2,000+, $200–$2,000, under $200.
🐣
Under 48 hours old — the wallet, or the collection.
▲ ▼
A number moved, and which way. Green is not "good" by itself; read the sentence next to it.

What the measurements actually say

These are not opinions, and several of them contradict what the same numbers look like they mean. They come from backtests of every call this watchtower has made.

Four or more wallets is the only band worth acting on. Three owners is not a smaller version of four — measured, it performs worse than two. There is no gentle slope here.

The window is short. The typical call peaks around twelve hours. Holding on has been the losing move far more often than taking the move.

The median call ends below where it started. Some go many times up; most do not. Anything you read here is a starting point for your own decision, never a reason on its own.

A crowd arriving marks the top, not the bottom. Of twelve cohort arrivals measured, the floor was lower 24 hours later in eleven — median 0.39x. That is why 🏛 is framed as an exit window.

The grade does not predict price, and neither does following the most profitable wallets into a buy. Both were tested and both failed.

Thin liquidity has been the sweet spot and deep liquidity the worst. It is the opposite of what it sounds like, and it held up across measurements.

What this screen never shows

Which wallets we watch. You see that five owners converged; you never see who they are — no address, no label, no tier, not even in the page source or the API responses behind it.

That is deliberate and it was measured before the screen existed: a feed that named the wallets the way the Discord alerts do would expose more than a quarter of the watchlist in a week. The list is the whole advantage, and an advantage that is published stops being one — for us and for you. A test in our build fails if a single address, label or transaction hash ever crosses into this page.

Money, keys and risk

Your keys never reach us. The 12 words and the private keys are generated and stored in your browser, encrypted with your password. They are never sent to our server — there is no endpoint that accepts them and no code path that could. When you mint, your browser signs and hands us a already-signed transaction, which cannot be altered by a single byte without breaking the signature.

We cannot recover anything. Lost your 12 words, cleared your browser, or sent funds to the wrong place — there is nothing on our side to restore. Write the phrase down on paper before you fund anything.

You choose what to open, and what to mint. The terminal reads any contract you paste and shows any link the collection's own page carries, and it vets neither. If a drop turns out to be a rug, if a link on a project's page leads somewhere hostile, or if someone pretending to be us asks for your 12 words and you hand them over, the loss is yours and there is nothing on our side that can undo it. We will never ask for your 12 words, anywhere, for any reason: anyone who does is not us.

We are not responsible for losses. Minting is irreversible, prices move, and projects fail — several of the collections this tool has shown are worth a fraction of what they were. Nothing here is financial advice or a promise of profit. Use money you can afford to lose entirely.

If anyone ever claims we hold, drain, or store seeds: the screen, the build tests and the transaction itself can be checked. Every mint is a public transaction signed by your own wallet, and the page never asks for a phrase, a key or a password belonging to anything but the wallets it created with you.

Something unclear or missing? Say so in the Discord — this page gets fixed.
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