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Lazy DU · Robinhood Chain

ALPHA DU

The bot that tells you when the chain's whales move together. What every number means, and what to check before you act on it.

We're not just lazy, we are Du.
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IT WATCHES THE CHAIN AND TELLS YOU.

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TOP 5
  1. 1activity alerts with context to help you decide what to review
  2. 2ranked picks with context on each row
  3. 3sends an x-ray behind every strong call, without you asking
  4. 4updates on a call, including changes and signs of selling
  5. 5decline warnings to help you reassess a collection
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5 tracked wallets bought this · went 2 → 5 in 0.4h · it was 6min old when they got in
35 cohort collectors bought in 52min · 26% of 136 buyers
An outside wallet swept 16 pieces in under a minute

Collections only: this page never shows which wallets.

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ONE BLOCK ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN: 0.1s

That is 840,000 blocks a day. Nobody is watching that by hand.

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LAZY DU · WHAT A DU GETS YOU

THE TRACKER TELLS YOU. THE TERMINAL LETS YOU ACT.

1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain. the art comes first, and this is what we built while the paint dried.

DuTRACKER
  1. 1activity alerts with context to help you decide what to review
  2. 2ranked picks with context on each row
  3. 3sends an x-ray behind every strong call, without you asking
  4. 4updates on a call, including changes and signs of selling
  5. 5decline warnings to help you reassess a collection
DuTERMINAL
  1. 1sniper bot: fires the second a drop opens, from five wallets at once
  2. 2arm up to five drops at once, it mints them by itself in the order they open
  3. 3x-ray any project on demand: who deployed it, who is buying, who is at the door
  4. 4live feed, every call the second it fires, mints and the tracker side by side
  5. 5your own bot: coming later
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EVERY MINT. EVERY SIGNAL. ONE SCREEN.

The alpha feed and the mint button, in the same window.

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THE DETAILS
for the ones who want them

What this page is

Alpha Du shares activity alerts in our Discord. Use this guide to read the result and decide what needs a closer look. Through our partnership with FUWA, the same feed also runs live inside the FUWA server, in a channel for their holders (5+ fuwas). This page is the manual: what each alert means, and what to check before you do anything with it.

Right now it is open. The alerts run today and anyone in our Discord can read them. FUWA holders get them in their own server. Later, access becomes a Lazy Du holder benefit: the channel moves behind the collection.

Said plainly, because plans change. That is the intention, not a contract. If the rule changes we will say so in the Discord before it changes, not after. Nothing on this page is a promise of money. Read the last section before you treat any alert as a reason to buy.

What the alert says

An alert highlights activity worth reviewing in a collection or token. Read the label, then check the context before deciding what to do.

That is all it claims. It is not a prediction and not a buy signal. It says "this money moved together just now, and here is exactly what it bought and for how much". What you do with that is yours.

Why context matters. The alert is a starting point for your own review. Read the rest of the card and check the project before acting.

The alert, piece by piece

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RH MACHINES · high conviction
holders A · beats 80% of graded · 4/20 above $4,777
escalated from 7 to 8 wallets
8 wallets in 11.2h · strength 19.15
🐳 Buyer T2 · 40× Ξ0.17 (Ξ6.74) · ~$182 · tx
🐳 Buyer T3 · 103× Ξ0.16 (Ξ16.34) · ~$182 · tx
OpenSea · Explorer
01 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 More 🔥 means more of the wallets we follow are in.
02 🖼 NFT / 🪙 TOKEN Which of the two. The name links to OpenSea for an NFT, and to Dexscreener for a token.
03 holders A The collection's grade, frozen at the moment of the alert. Read its section before leaning on it: it does not predict price.
04 4/20 above $4,777 This comparison adds context to the holder grade shown on the alert. Use it alongside the letter when reviewing the collection.
05 escalated from 7 The same wave already fired at 7 wallets and grew to 8. It only appears when it actually grew. Escalation is new information.
06 8 wallets in 11.2h How many of the wallets we follow bought in, and over how long.
07 strength 19.15 Strength describes the intensity of the signal. A higher reading deserves closer attention, alongside the rest of the card.
08 103× Ξ0.16 (Ξ16.34) 103 items at an average of Ξ0.16 each, Ξ16.34 in total. The × means per item, not total.
09 ~$182 The floor at the time of the buy, frozen. The tilde changes the meaning: that is today's floor standing in, because no record existed at the time.

What to check, in order

Is anyone bidding?

no bids means nobody is offering to buy at any price. The floor there is an asking price someone typed, not money. thin means bids exist, but well below the floor. Measured on this chain: about half of the collections have no bid at all. It is the first thing to look at and the most ignored.

How many people, and over how long?

Read the participation line for context, and use strength to compare the intensity of the alerts you are reviewing.

How much did they actually pay?

103× Ξ0.16 is conviction. 1× Ξ0.002 is somebody clicking around. The total in parentheses is the real size of the bet.

Who are they?

T3 indicates an established buyer profile. T1 calls for more context. Use the tier as a reading aid when reviewing the activity.

Open the links

Every wallet name is that wallet's profile, and every tx is the on-chain proof. Nothing here asks to be believed. Check it in two clicks.

The grade, and what it is not

The holder grade gives you a summary of the holder profile associated with the collection. Use the letter as context when reviewing an alert.

GradeMeans
SA prominent holder profile. Read the rest of the alert.
AA strong holder profile. Keep the project context in view.
BA moderate holder profile. Review the other details.
CA limited holder profile. Seek more context.
DA basic holder profile. Review the project carefully.

The grade does not predict price. Checked against real moves, a high grade did not mean a higher price, and a low grade did not mean a lower one. That is not a defect: the grade answers whose money is parked there, which is a different question. Use it to know who you are standing next to, never as a buy signal.

Wallet tiers

TierHow to use it
T3 · ProvenRead T3 as an established buyer profile, then check the activity on the card.
T2 · WhaleRead T2 as a large buyer profile. Review the activity before drawing a conclusion.
T1 · WatchlistRead T1 as a profile that needs more context. Review the other details.

Tiers describe buyer profiles. They help you read an alert and decide what needs a closer look.

The alerts

🔥 CONVERGENCE
Buying activity has drawn attention to this collection or token.

Read a new update alongside the earlier alert to understand what changed. Check the project context before acting.

💰 OUTSIZED BUY
A purchase stands out and deserves a closer look.

Use this alert to review the purchase and the project. An unusual purchase is a reason to investigate.

🔴 EXIT
Whoever bought something flagged has started selling.

This alert points to selling after earlier buying activity. Reassess the situation and read the available context.

🚀 MILESTONE
Something from an earlier alert is now worth several times what it was at the call.

Read the milestone as an update on an earlier alert. Review the change alongside the rest of the card before deciding what to do.

🚪 LISTING SURGE
A tracked wallet that bought is now listing most of what it holds.

More listings can change the context of an earlier alert. Review the collection and any other signs of selling.

🏛 COHORT
Group activity has drawn attention to this collection.

This alert highlights group activity around a collection. Read the displayed result as context and review the collection before acting.

🌊 CROSS-COHORT FLOW
Activity from several groups deserves a closer look.

Activity from several groups has drawn attention to the same collection. Compare this update with the other details on the card.

What the symbols mean

The alerts use icons instead of words so a line stays readable on a phone. This page is the key. Every icon points at something measured, and none of them is a verdict.

🐳
A prominent buyer profile. Read it as context for the activity.
🦈
A midrange buyer profile. Check the activity shown.
🦐
A smaller buyer profile. Review the other details.
🐣
A newer wallet or collection. Seek context before acting.
👥
How many different buyers are in.
🔥
More 🔥 means more of the wallets we follow are in.
💧
How easily you could sell: the best standing offer against the asking floor.
🚪
Tracked wallets heading for the exit.
📉
A decline warning. Reassess the collection and check the other details.
🏛
Group activity deserves attention. Review it alongside possible signs of selling.
🏅
The holder grade, S down to D.
📋
The listing page: how many pieces sit on sale near the floor.
⚖️
Buyers against sellers on the tape.
🩻
Something the deployer wallet did.
🟢▲ 🔴▼
How the floor moved since the previous alert, green up and red down.

One warning worth repeating: a buyer mix of whales and shrimp is context, not a call. It was backtested and it does not predict where a price goes. The same is true of the holder grade, which measures whose money is parked in a collection and nothing else.

What the data says

Measured across every closed buy→sell round-trip these wallets made on the same piece: no floor, no mark-to-market, only money in and money out:

MeasureValueMeaning
Closed round-trips529Across 20 wallets, both legs on-chain.
Aggregate return+14%Carried by two or three wallets.
Median wallet+2%The typical wallet barely profits.
Wallets in profit11 / 20Slightly better than a coin flip.
Holding time32hThese are flippers, not accumulators.

Read that table before treating an alert as a buy. These wallets are not oracles. What is on offer is time and visibility: knowing what the big money bought, at what price, minutes after it happened. It is not a promise that it goes up, and half of these wallets lose money on any given flip. Nothing here is investment advice.

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