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ALPHA DU

The bot that tells you when the chain's whales move together. What every number means, and what to check before you act on it.

We're not just lazy, we are Du.
LAZY DU · THE TRACKER

IT WATCHES THE CHAIN AND TELLS YOU.

1DU UNLOCKS IT
TOP 5
  1. 1340+ whale wallets watched, you get the call the second 4+ buy the same thing
  2. 2top picks every 6 hours, ranked, with the reason on every row
  3. 3sends an x-ray behind every strong call, without you asking
  4. 4rides the call with you: pings at 3x, 5x, 10x, warns you out when the wallets start selling
  5. 5rug alarm at -50% and -80% from the call
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5 tracked wallets bought this · went 2 → 5 in 0.4h · it was 6min old when they got in
35 cohort collectors bought in 52min · 26% of 136 buyers
An outside wallet swept 16 pieces in under a minute

Collections only — this page never shows which wallets.

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ONE BLOCK ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN: 0.1s

That is 840,000 blocks a day. Nobody is watching that by hand.

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LAZY DU · WHAT A DU GETS YOU

THE TRACKER TELLS YOU. THE TERMINAL LETS YOU ACT.

1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain. the art comes first, and this is what we built while the paint dried.

1DU
  1. 1340+ whale wallets watched, you get the call the second 4+ buy the same thing
  2. 2top picks every 6 hours, ranked, with the reason on every row
  3. 3sends an x-ray behind every strong call, without you asking
  4. 4rides the call with you: pings at 3x, 5x, 10x, warns you out when the wallets start selling
  5. 5rug alarm at -50% and -80% from the call
5DUS
  1. 1sniper bot: fires the second a drop opens, from five wallets at once
  2. 2arm up to five drops at once, it mints them by itself in the order they open
  3. 3x-ray any project on demand: who deployed it, who is buying, who is at the door
  4. 4live feed, every call the second it fires, mints and the tracker side by side
  5. 5your own bot, you pick what it watches
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EVERY MINT. EVERY SIGNAL. ONE SCREEN.

The alpha feed and the mint button, in the same window.

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THE DETAILS
for the ones who want them

What this page is

Alpha DU is a bot we run. It watches the biggest wallets on Robinhood Chain and posts in our Discord when several of them buy the same thing at the same time. Through our partnership with FUWA, the same feed also runs live inside the FUWA server, in a channel for their holders (5+ fuwas). This page is the manual: what each alert means, and what to check before you do anything with it.

Right now it is open. The alerts run today and anyone in our Discord can read them — FUWA holders get them in their own server. After the mint, access becomes a Lazy Du holder benefit — the channel moves behind the collection.

Said plainly, because plans change. That is the intention, not a contract. If the rule changes we will say so in the Discord before it changes, not after. Nothing on this page is a promise of money — read the last section before you treat any alert as a reason to buy.

What the alert says

A bot watches around 300 wallets on Robinhood Chain — the largest holders of the main collections. When several of them pay real money for the same thing inside a short window, the alert lands in the channel.

That is all it claims. It is not a prediction and not a buy signal. It says "this money moved together just now, and here is exactly what it bought and for how much". What you do with that is yours.

Why "real money" matters. Scammers airdrop free NFTs into whale wallets precisely to forge this signal, and a free mint looks identical to conviction if you only read the chain. Every buy counted here had ETH leaving the wallet.

The alert, piece by piece

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RH MACHINES · high conviction
holders A · beats 80% of graded · 4/20 above $4,777
escalated from 7 to 8 wallets
8 wallets in 11.2h · strength 19.15
🐳 RH MACHINES T2 · 40× Ξ0.17 (Ξ6.74) · ~$182 · tx
🐳 QUOTRONS T3 · 103× Ξ0.16 (Ξ16.34) · ~$182 · tx
OpenSea · Explorer
01 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 The fire meter: one 🔥 for each wallet we track that bought in. Four or more reach the channels; anything below stays private.
02 🖼 NFT / 🪙 TOKEN Which of the two. The name links to OpenSea for an NFT, and to Dexscreener for a token.
03 holders A The collection's grade, frozen at the moment of the alert. Read its section before leaning on it — it does not predict price.
04 4/20 above $4,777 Four of the twenty largest holders are richer than the bar — the median net worth of the watched wallets. The bar follows the chain; it is not a fixed number.
05 escalated from 7 The same wave already fired at 7 wallets and grew to 8. It only appears when it actually grew — escalation is new information.
06 8 wallets in 11.2h Distinct people, not addresses. Someone running four wallets counts once.
07 strength 19.15 The wallet weights added up, multiplied by how tight the window was. Three wallets in 40 minutes scores higher than three spread across 23 hours.
08 103× Ξ0.16 (Ξ16.34) 103 items at an average of Ξ0.16 each, Ξ16.34 in total. The × means per item, not total.
09 ~$182 The floor at the time of the buy, frozen. The tilde changes the meaning: that is today's floor standing in, because no record existed at the time.

What to check, in order

Is anyone bidding?

no bids means nobody is offering to buy at any price — the floor there is an asking price someone typed, not money. thin means bids exist, but well below the floor. Measured on this chain: about half of the collections have no bid at all. It is the first thing to look at and the most ignored.

How many people, and over how long?

Two wallets in 23 hours is weak. Four in 40 minutes is a different event — and strength already folds both things into one number.

How much did they actually pay?

103× Ξ0.16 is conviction. 1× Ξ0.002 is somebody clicking around. The total in parentheses is the real size of the bet.

Who are they?

T3 has a proven record of selling at a profit, or sits in the top quarter by money with real history. T1 is the long tail.

Open the links

Every wallet name is that wallet's profile, and every tx is the on-chain proof. Nothing here asks to be believed — check it in two clicks.

The grade — and what it is not

The 20 largest holders are measured (contracts and treasuries excluded) and scored by where their net worth ranks among every address measured on the chain. The collection is then ranked against all the others, and that ranking becomes the letter.

GradePositionMeans
Stop 10%The richest holders of everything graded.
Atop 30%Serious money for this chain.
Btop 50%Middle of the pack.
Ctop 75%Holders below average.
Dbottom 25%Small wallets. Free mint territory.

The grade does not predict price. Checked against real moves, a high grade did not mean a higher price, and a low grade did not mean a lower one. That is not a defect: the grade answers whose money is parked there, which is a different question. Use it to know who you are standing next to, never as a buy signal.

Wallet tiers

TierWeightEarned by
T3 · Proven3.5×Proven profit on closed sales, or top quarter by money with 10+ paid buys.
T2 · Whale2×Top quarter by money with no trading record, or upper half that trades.
T1 · Watchlist1×Lower half and idle. Still watched, just weighs less.

Measured, not assigned: net worth in dollars ranked within the group, trading activity, and realised profit on closed sales.

The alerts

🔥 CONVERGENCE
Two or more people buy the same thing within 24h.

Fires again when the count grows, never when it merely repeats. A token only qualifies if it left Pons — otherwise every stablecoin transfer would look like conviction.

💰 OUTSIZED BUY
One wallet spends 5× its own median buy.

Catches conviction from a lone whale, which convergence cannot see. It needs at least ten priced buys in the history before it can fire at all.

🔴 EXIT
Whoever bought something flagged has started selling.

Fires once per wave, on purpose — it tells you the move turned, it does not narrate every sale. Only sales inside 48 hours count.

🚀 MILESTONE
Something already flagged has multiplied: 3×, 5×, 8×, 10×, then every 10×.

The only alert that fires on a price instead of on a wallet. It measures from two bases at once, what the floor was and what the wallets actually paid, and the alert names which one it used. A collection nobody was measuring before the move cannot fire it, and that is deliberate: a baseline has to have existed beforehand.

🚪 LISTING SURGE
A tracked wallet that bought is now listing most of what it holds.

The exit side of a play that was called with high conviction. It only arms on collections that reached four or more distinct wallets, because an exit alarm for a position that never existed is noise.

🏛 COHORT
Collectors from another chain are buying the same thing here.

The holders of collections on other chains, Argonauts on Ethereum among them, are imported as a list, and this fires when that crowd lands here together. The alert says how many of them bought, what share of all buyers that is, and how it compares to their normal rate on this chain — a group that buys everything is not a signal, a group that concentrates is. Wallets already on the tracked list are excluded from the count, so the two signals never dress up as each other.

🌊 CROSS-COHORT FLOW
Several different holder groups land on the same collection at once.

Rarer and stronger than a single cohort. It needs fifteen distinct collectors coming from two or more groups, together making up a quarter of everyone who bought that collection in the hour. A wallet on three lists still counts once.

What the symbols mean

The alerts use icons instead of words so a line stays readable on a phone. This page is the key. Every icon points at something measured, and none of them is a verdict.

🐳
A whale: this buyer has spent $2,000 or more on this chain.
🦈
Mid: between $200 and $2,000 spent.
🦐
Small: under $200 spent.
🐣
Under 48 hours old, whether it is the wallet or the collection.
👥
Distinct owners buying, counted as people rather than as addresses.
🔥
Four or more distinct wallets converged. The strongest thing measured here.
💧
How easily you could sell: the best standing offer against the asking floor.
🚪
Tracked wallets heading for the exit.
📉
Down 50% or 80% from the floor at the call. At 80% the collection is flagged as a possible rug and goes quiet.
🏛
The crowd is here: collectors of the big collections just piled in. Measured, the floor was lower 24h later in 11 of 12 pings — read it as an exit warning.
🏅
The holder grade, S down to D.
📋
The listing page: how many pieces sit on sale near the floor.
⚖️
Buyers against sellers on the tape.
🩻
Something the deployer wallet did.
🟢▲ 🔴▼
How the floor moved since the previous alert, green up and red down.

One warning worth repeating: a buyer mix of whales and shrimp is context, not a call. It was backtested and it does not predict where a price goes. The same is true of the holder grade, which measures whose money is parked in a collection and nothing else.

What the data says

Measured across every closed buy→sell round-trip these wallets made on the same piece — no floor, no mark-to-market, only money in and money out:

MeasureValueMeaning
Closed round-trips529Across 20 wallets, both legs on-chain.
Aggregate return+14%Carried by two or three wallets.
Median wallet+2%The typical wallet barely profits.
Wallets in profit11 / 20Slightly better than a coin flip.
Holding time32hThese are flippers, not accumulators.

Read that table before treating an alert as a buy. These wallets are not oracles. What is on offer is time and visibility — knowing what the big money bought, at what price, minutes after it happened. It is not a promise that it goes up, and half of these wallets lose money on any given flip. Nothing here is investment advice.

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