Hand-drawn sloths · Robinhood Chain

WE’RE NOT
JUST LAZYWE ARE DU

1,222 hand-drawn sloths who do absolutely nothing, beautifully. The mint is over, so the way in now is a Lazy Du on OpenSea. The Alpha Du Terminal is built for Lazy Du holders, and the games in the little casino next door still run on play money.

supply 1,222
chain Robinhood
mint SEP 18
games live 3
Lazy Du
the boss

THE ART

Hand-drawn, all original. 1,222 sloths, no two the same.

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THE HOUSE

Three live, more when we feel like it. We are sloths.

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WHITELIST

150 spots, two ways in, and both of them were just playing. The race closed on September 14. The final list and the whole rulebook are on one page.

See the list
live

COINFLIP

Pick a side, double your $CHIPS or lose them. Fastest game in the house: one tap, one result.

Play now
live

JACKPOT

Five reels, nine lines, and a top line that pays 5,000×. The lazy way to lose an afternoon.

Spin now
live

CRASH

The multiplier climbs, the plane leaves. Pick your exit before the Du falls asleep at the controls.

Launch

IN NO RUSH

What comes after the art. No dates: sloths do not do dates.

1

The token

Burn it to wake a Du up, and keep burning to move it up a tier. The tier lives on the NFT, so it travels with the sale.

2

Crash

Landed early. It is live in the games menu: pick your exit, launch, and see if the Du gets out in time.

3

Your call

If the Discord will not stop asking for something, it moves up the list.

GAMES

Three live, more when we feel like it. We are sloths.

live

JACKPOT

Five reels, nine lines, and a top line that pays 5,000×. The lazy way to lose an afternoon.

Spin now
live

COINFLIP

Pick a side, double your $CHIPS or lose them. Fastest game in the house: one tap, one result.

Play now
live

CRASH

The multiplier climbs, the plane leaves. Pick your exit before the Du falls asleep at the controls.

Launch
Double or nothing $CHIPS - Robinhood Chain

FLIP ITLAZY STYLE

Pick a side, drop your $CHIPS, let the coin do the work. Fastest game in the house.

payout 1.96×
house edge 2%
flips today 0
balance 0 $CHIPS

THE COIN

Heads is the Du. Tails is the tag. Nothing in between.

heads
tails
Your side
HEADS
the sloth
TAILS
the tag
Your bet
$CHIPS
you pickHEADS
you risk100 $CHIPS
if you win196 $CHIPS
house edge2%

LIVE FLIPS

Real bets, as they land.

YOUR RUN

This session.

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0.000net chips

HOW THE FLIP WORKS

  1. Pick heads or tails and type how many $CHIPS you want to throw at it.
  2. Hit flip. The result is drawn from a number that was locked in before you bet: we cannot touch it, and you can check it yourself.
  3. Win and you get 1.96× your $CHIPS back. Lose and the house keeps them.
  4. The 2% edge is what makes it a casino and not a coin toss. It buys nothing and pays nobody: $CHIPS have no value.
Pick your exit · $CHIPS · Robinhood Chain

CRASHOR CASH OUT

Launch, watch the number climb, and cash out before it leaves: by hand, or at the auto exit you set.

max multiplier 100×
house edge 4%
median crash 1.92×
balance 0 $CHIPS

THE CLIMB

The line goes up until it does not. Hit CASH OUT while it is still climbing.

1.00×
Auto cash out at (optional)
×
Your bet
$CHIPS
you risk100 $CHIPS
auto exitby hand
pays if it hits?
odds it hits?

LIVE

Every launch on the site, as it lands. 0 today.

YOUR RUNS

Where each one crashed, and where you were.

YOUR RUN

This session.

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REPLAY THE BIGGEST CASH OUTS

The biggest wins by chips, the same climb they watched. No bets placed.

HOW CRASH WORKS

  1. Put $CHIPS on the launch. If you want a safety net, set an auto exit: it cashes you out at that number even if you never press the button.
  2. Hit launch and the number climbs. Press CASH OUT any time before it leaves: you get bet × the number on the clock the moment your click reaches us. If it crashes first, the house keeps the bet.
  3. The crash point comes from a number that was locked in before you bet: we cannot touch it, and you can check it yourself on the fairness page. It is never shown while the round is in the air.
  4. The 4% edge is baked into the crash formula, the same at every exit. There is no "right" moment to press. $CHIPS have no value.
5 reels · 9 lines - $CHIPS - Robinhood Chain

LAZYJACKPOT

Pull it and let the Du do the work. Nine lines, one wild, and a very rare very good day.

max win 5,000×
balance 0 $CHIPS
wagered on the site so far …
Spin to see what the Du gives you.

REPLAY THE BIG HITS

Jackpot hits and the biggest wins by chips, spin by spin. No bet, no chips: it just replays the exact grid that paid.

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Bet per line
$CHIPS
total bet: 90 $CHIPS (9 lines)
auto spins stop on any big win

HOW THE REELS PAY

  1. Bet is per line: 9 lines always active, so your total spend is 9× what you type.
  2. Wins pay from the leftmost reel, 3 or more in a row. The four top symbols also pay on just 2.
  3. The LAZY DU tag is wild: it stands in for anything. Five on one line is the top prize: 5,000× your line bet. It paid a whitelist spot too, until the race closed on September 14. It pays chips now.
  4. Winning symbols flip to their gold version so you see exactly what paid.
  5. RTP is 95.96% and the hit rate is 38.1%, both calculated exactly, not estimated.

PAYTABLE

× your line bet · 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

LINES

All 9 always active.

RTP 95.96% · hit rate 38.1%provably fair →

YOUR RUN

This session.

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0wins
0.000net chips
Lazy Du · holder tiers

THE MORE YOU HOLD,THE LESS YOU MISS.

The art comes first. Everything below it is what we built while the paint dried, and it scales with how many Du you are holding.

1 One Du and you are already in the room.
1Du

YOU'RE IN

The feed, unfiltered

  • Every alert the tracker fires, the moment it fires
  • Wallets converging, floors multiplying, holders heading for the door
  • The full report behind every strong call, posted for you
  • Holder channel, checked straight from your wallet. No forms, no applications
Running today
5Du

YOU'RE ARMED

Everything above, plus

  • Your own bot. Not a channel you share with a thousand people
  • Pick the collections you care about and get pinged the second they move
  • Mute it, pause it, or take one digest a day. Your alerts, your rules
  • Ask it anything: holders, realized P&L, rug flags, a full breakdown
  • The mint radar, and mint from up to five wallets at once
Being built
10Du
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TO BE ANNOUNCED

When it is built, not before

1,222 hand-drawn sloths · Robinhood Chain

WHAT IS ACTUALLY RUNNING

Measured on the last 24 hours, not promised.

  • The tracker watched 334 wallets across the chain and called every collection they converged on.
  • 20 people tried the door yesterday. Six are on the list today. That list is what the mint replaces.
  • Two mints went out through it, one tap each.
  • Holding is the whole gate. Nothing to burn, nothing to lock, nothing to stake: sell the Du and the access goes with it.

HOW WE WORK

  • The art comes first. It is the product, not the teaser for one.
  • We announce things when they are built, not when they are imagined.
  • No yields, no revenue splits, no roadmap with dates we would miss.
  • Buy a Lazy Du because you like the sloth. Everything after that is upside.
Your Lazy Du

MYSTASH

Every Du you own, in one place, and framed by how many you hold. One hangs on a bare nail. Ten light up the room.

CONNECT YOUR WALLET

Sign one message and every Lazy Du you own shows up here. No transaction, no gas.

Trait lab

BUILD ONE

Roll one and the sloth is drawn live, in the same layer order the collection uses. Roll the whole thing or one line at a time. The real combination rules come along, so what shows up here is a Du that can exist.

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MOST ROLLS

Who has hit SURPRISE ME the most. Connect a wallet and your rolls start counting. No whitelist points come from this. It is here for the fun of it.

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THELOOT BOX

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Mint day September 18

WHITELISTCHECKER

Paste any wallet to see whether it is on the list, which stage it is in, and how many it can mint. Nothing is connected and nothing is signed: this only reads.

mint opens in

CHECK A WALLET

Not on the list? Partner spots open in waves, community by community: the whitelist page shows which doors are open right now. And the public stage on mint day takes any wallet, no list needed.

A FIRST LOOK

1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain.

there’s a casino in the Du neighborhood. nobody remembers who built it, the machines run themselves, and the laziest animals on earth found the only way to make money while asleep: owning the house.

art first. we announce things when they are built.

OPENSEA PAGE

THERANKING

Points come from wagering and from showing up, not from luck. Every account has the same ceiling: there is nothing to buy and nothing to farm.

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TOP 10

Same points? More days played wins. d is your day count.

BIGGEST STACKS

The biggest pile anyone has ever sat on. Losing it afterwards does not erase the record. The top 3 when the campaign closed each got 1 free mint each.

BIGGEST BANKS

What people are holding right now, live. This one moves every spin and pays nothing. The free mints come from the stacks, where sitting still never helps.

REPLAY THE BIG HITS

Jackpot hits and the biggest wins by chips, spin by spin. Press replay and the reels run the exact grid that paid. It is a replay, not a bet: no chips are wagered and none are paid.

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YOUR SPOT

Connect your wallet to see where you stand.

HOW THE WHITELIST WORKS

Points, ties, and the day this closes: the whole rulebook lives on one page now, instead of being spread around the site.

OPEN THE WHITELIST PAGE
The list

THEWHITELIST

The ranking is decided. 100 spots came from the ranking, one from the jackpot (five LAZY DU on a payline landed once in the whole season) and the rest from the partner claims, community by community further down. Nothing else is being handed out. Paste any wallet in the WL Checker to see where it stands.

ranking 100 · 5 pieces each
partner claims … · 2 pieces each
jackpot 1 of 50 reserved
on the list …

PARTNER SPOTS ARE CLOSED

The partner claim ran until the race closed and is over. Nothing else is being handed out. If you claimed one, it is already on the list: paste the wallet in the WL Checker to confirm. Each partner spot mints 2 pieces at the collab price; the 5-piece spots above come from the casino.

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Want spots for your community, or more than you got this round? Talk to us: the partnership door did not close, only this round of claims.

TALK TO US ON X OR ON DISCORD

One spot per person, per wallet and per Discord. The spot belongs to the NFT: moving it to another wallet does not make a second one, and an NFT that already claimed keeps that mark wherever it goes.

ON THE LIST? HERE IS MINT DAY

The race is over. If a wallet made it, this is what is left to do before Friday, September 18.

1

Check the wallet

Paste it in the WL Checker. It tells you which stage you are in and what you pay.

2

Fund it

The wallet on the list is the one that mints. Put ETH in it before Friday, not while your stage is running.

3

Show up at your stage

Stages open one after the other on OpenSea. Earlier stages pay less; the public stage is last.

4

Mint

A whitelist spot is a right to mint, not a reservation. The supply is shared: arriving late is arriving late.

THE RULES, MADE SIMPLE

The numbers that matter, without the wall of text.

01

POINTS CAME FROM PLAYING

5,000$CHIPS WAGERED=1POINT

Points came from how much you wagered: winning or losing changed your chips, not your score. Bets stopped scoring when the race closed on September 14. From Monday, Oct 5 (UTC), every day you place a bet counts again, toward the weekly WALL.

02

SAME SCORE?

More separate days played ranked higher. The players still tied at the cut line went to a public draw: its seed was committed as a hash before the draw ran, and published after, so anyone can redo the maths.

03

ONE PERSON, ONE SPOT

Each spot is good for 5 pieces. Spots do not stack. One Discord account can be linked to one wallet.

04

IT ENDED

The race closed on September 14, announced September 3 (at least 7 days ahead, as promised). The snapshot of the final ranking was saved at closing time and is what the whitelist was built from.

Separate prize: the top 3 Biggest Stacks each get 1 free mint. That prize does not remove anyone from the whitelist ranking.
Somewhere for the chips to go

THESHOP

Winning used to end at a number going up. Now it buys things. Nothing here costs real money, and nothing here can be sold.

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THE RAFFLE

One free mint, drawn from every ticket in the pot. We publish the seed before the first ticket is sold, so the draw can be checked exactly like any spin. Nobody here picks the winner.

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YOUR RECEIPTS

Connect your wallet to see what you bought.

HOW THE SHOP WORKS

  • Everything is paid in $CHIPS, which are still play money. They cannot be bought with real money, sold, traded or withdrawn. That has not changed and will not.
  • One of each per wallet. A second wallet buys you nothing extra.
  • Buying here does not touch the ranking. Whitelist comes from playing, and only from playing.
  • The raffle has a ticket cap per wallet, so a big stack cannot simply buy the prize.
  • We hand out what you bought by hand: roles when the Discord is up, the mint at the closing snapshot. Your receipt is the proof.
The manual

DOCS

Short version: it is an art collection with a play-money casino bolted on. The casino handed out the whitelist; that race closed on September 14 and the casino is still running.

What Lazy Du is

1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain. That is the product. Everything else on this site is a game we built because it was fun to build.

The collection mints on OpenSea. There is no mint page here and there never will be.

$CHIPS, and what they are not

  • Every wallet gets 3,000,000 $CHIPS, once, for free.
  • Run out? Drop below 50,000 and you can top up 250,000, up to three times a day, every day. Busting is not the end of your run.
  • They are not a token. No contract, no chain, no market, no price.
  • They cannot be bought, sold, traded, withdrawn or converted into anything.
  • You cannot lose money here, because there is no money here.
  • They existed for exactly one reason: to decide who got the whitelist. That race is over. The casino still runs on them, they just do not hand out spots any more.

Provably fair, in plain words

Every result is decided by a formula, not by us, and you can run the formula yourself.

  • Before you bet anything, the server picks a secret number and publishes its fingerprint (a hash). The fingerprint cannot be reversed, but the secret cannot be changed later without breaking it.
  • Your result comes from your seed + the secret + a counter. Same three inputs, same result, always.
  • When you change your seed, the old secret is revealed and you can re-run every bet you made with it.
  • The check this spin button does all of that in one click. The maths runs in your browser, so you do not have to trust our server for it.
Check it yourself

One click. It reveals the secret behind your current session, opens the calculation for your last bet, and re-runs it in your browser.

CHECK MY LAST BET OPEN THE CHECKER

No result in these games uses Math.random(). The house cannot see your bet before the number is drawn, because the number was already determined before you clicked.

Coinflip

Straight 50/50. A win pays 1.96× instead of 2×, and that gap is the house edge: 2%. Measured over 1,000,000 flips: 97.98% back to players.

Jackpot

5 reels, 3 rows, 9 fixed paylines. You bet per line, so a spin costs 9× your line bet. Wins pay from the leftmost reel. The four premium symbols also pay on two of a kind. LAZY DU is wild.

RTP 95.96%, hit rate 38.1%, both computed exactly and confirmed over 1,000,000 simulated spins.

Symbol2345
Stump101001,0005,000
Pizza5404002,000
Potion5301501,000
Cherries530100750
LAZY DU (wild)-202002,000
A / K-540150
Q / J / 10-525100

Five LAZY DU on one line is the top prize: it pays 5,000×. It paid a whitelist spot too. That landed exactly once, and the race closed on September 14, so it pays chips now.

Chain

Everything runs on Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663), an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum tech. Gas is paid in ETH. Any EVM wallet works. Signing in costs nothing.

In no rush

What comes after the art. No dates attached, and none of it is load-bearing:

  • A token you burn to wake a Du up and move it up a tier.
  • Crash: the multiplier game, next in line.
  • Whatever the Discord keeps asking for.

Buy a Lazy Du because you like the sloth. That part we are sure about.

HOLD ON

This claim was flagged.

One person, one spot. We read the chain, so passing a piece between wallets does not make a second one. If you think this is a mistake, open a ticket on Discord and we will look at it by hand.

OPEN A TICKET
THE DU WOKE UP
Lazy Du 1/1
5 LAZY DU
IN A ROW
0 $CHIPS
1 in 551,262 spins. You just did that.
WHITELIST SECURED
A GIFT FROM THE DU
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