The manual
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Short version: it is an art collection with a play-money casino bolted on, and the casino is currently giving away whitelist.
What Lazy Du is
4,444 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain. That is the product. Everything else on this site is a game we built because it was fun to build.
The collection mints on OpenSea. There is no mint page here and there never will be.
$CHIPS — and what they are not
- Every wallet gets 1,000,000 $CHIPS, once, for free.
- They are not a token. No contract, no chain, no market, no price.
- They cannot be bought, sold, traded, withdrawn or converted into anything.
- You cannot lose money here, because there is no money here.
- They exist for exactly one reason: to decide who gets whitelist.
The 150 whitelist spots
| Where | Spots | How |
|---|
| Jackpot | 50 | Land 5 LAZY DU on a payline. Roughly 1 in 551,000 spins. |
| Ranking | 100 | Finish in the top 100 on points when the campaign closes. |
Each spot is good for 2 pieces. Whitelists do not stack — win one on the Jackpot and you leave the ranking, so the same person cannot take two.
How ranking points work
- Points come from volume wagered — not from the number of bets. Spamming minimum bets is worth nothing.
- Points never come from how much you won. Getting lucky does not move you up.
- There is a daily cap on points, so the ranking cannot be closed in a single session. It takes days.
- Every account stops at the same ceiling, so a second wallet buys you nothing.
- Ties break on who got there first — the clock, not the dice.
- One Discord account per wallet, and the account has to be at least 30 days old.
Provably fair, in plain words
Every result is decided by a formula, not by us, and you can run the formula yourself.
- Before you bet anything, the server picks a secret number and publishes its fingerprint (a hash). The fingerprint cannot be reversed, but the secret cannot be changed later without breaking it.
- Your result comes from your seed + the secret + a counter. Same three inputs, same result, always.
- When you change your seed, the old secret is revealed and you can re-run every bet you made with it.
- The check this spin button does all of that in one click. The maths runs in your browser, so you do not have to trust our server for it.
Check it yourself
One click. It reveals the secret behind your current session, opens the calculation for your last bet, and re-runs it in your browser.
CHECK MY LAST BET
OPEN THE CHECKER
No result in these games uses Math.random(). The house cannot see your bet before the number is drawn, because the number was already determined before you clicked.
Coinflip
Straight 50/50. A win pays 1.96× instead of 2×, and that gap is the house edge: 2%. Measured over 1,000,000 flips: 97.98% back to players.
Jackpot
5 reels, 3 rows, 9 fixed paylines. You bet per line, so a spin costs 9× your line bet. Wins pay from the leftmost reel. The four premium symbols also pay on two of a kind. LAZY DU is wild.
RTP 95.96%, hit rate 38.1% — both computed exactly and confirmed over 1,000,000 simulated spins.
| Symbol | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
|---|
| Stump | 10 | 100 | 1,000 | 5,000 |
| Pizza | 5 | 40 | 400 | 2,000 |
| Potion | 5 | 30 | 150 | 1,000 |
| Cherries | 5 | 30 | 100 | 750 |
| LAZY DU (wild) | — | 20 | 200 | 2,000 |
| A / K | — | 5 | 40 | 150 |
| Q / J / 10 | — | 5 | 25 | 100 |
Five LAZY DU on one line is the top prize: it pays 5,000× and, while there are spots left, a whitelist.
Chain
Everything runs on Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663), an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum tech. Gas is paid in ETH. Any EVM wallet works. Signing in costs nothing.
In no rush
What comes after the art. No dates attached, and none of it is load-bearing:
- A token you burn to wake a Du up and move it up a tier.
- Crash — the multiplier game, next in line.
- Whatever the Discord keeps asking for.
Buy a Lazy Du because you like the sloth. That part we are sure about.